
Zetter Clerkenwell
Theatrical British eccentricity meets shabby-chic luxury. Antiques, taxidermy, jewel-toned walls, a stuffed boxing kangaroo in the meeting room. Feels like a Victorian curiosity shop that happens to have Hypnos beds.
Ask for a room with a bathtub — not all rooms have them and the tubs here are reportedly among the best in London
Why It Matters
One of London's most character-driven small hotels. The fictional backstory (Great Aunt Wilhelmina), award-winning cocktail parlour, strong sustainability credentials (borehole water, energy loop heating), and just 13 individually designed rooms make it genuinely hard to replicate.
A 13-room Georgian townhouse on cobbled St John's Square that looks like it belongs to an eccentric, well-travelled great aunt — because, fictionally, it does. The whole place is styled around the invented persona of 'Great Aunt Wilhelmina', whose portrait hangs behind the bar and whose taste for antiques, taxidermy, circus-carousel headboards, and Union Flag four-posters runs through every room. Interior designer Russell Sage brought it all together in a way that feels less like a boutique hotel and more like stumbling into a private home mid-party. The Parlour cocktail bar is a genuine destination in its own right.
Where You'll Stay
5 room types available
The Property
Eat & Drink
1 venue on property
Restaurant
On Property
How you'll actually spend your days.
The in-house bar team develops bespoke cocktail recipes using ingredients like St John's Wort, nettle cordial, vetiver, and curried rum. Mini-bar in rooms is stocked with cocktails in miniature bottles including house signatures.
The entire 13-bedroom townhouse can be exclusively hired from 3pm arrival to 11am departure. Capacity up to 120 standing for evening events. Ideal for wedding receptions, corporate retreats, or large private celebrations.
Live music in The Parlour every Tuesday and Wednesday evening. No cover charge for hotel guests or walk-ins — just book a table.
The ground-floor Dining Room seats up to 14 around a vintage table for private dinners, set menus, or meetings. Doors open to The Parlour for cocktail receptions of up to 20.
A full 360° virtual tour of the property is available via CloudPano before arrival.
Amenities & Practical Info
The details that matter for planning.
Lift serving all floors. Room 7 and the apartment are suitable for guests with reduced mobility (more spacious, walk-in showers)
Dedicated in-room workspace with laptop-compatible safe
Super-fast WiFi throughout all rooms
Complimentary still and sparkling water provided in all rooms
Air conditioning in guestrooms
Verden brand bathroom amenities in all rooms
Included in all rooms as standard
Hypnos beds in all rooms as standard
Personal BOSE or Marshall Bluetooth speaker in every room
Luggage storage available for guests
Dry cleaning and laundry service available on request
In-room service menu offering high-end nibbles, charcuterie plates, and desserts. Last orders at 9:45pm.
Dogs welcome under The Pet Set offer. Pet policy available on the hotel website.
The hotel draws water from its own borehole. Also runs an energy loop system that simultaneously heats rooms and cools fridges. Founder member of the Sustainable Restaurant Association.
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